Every day, there’s at least one moment where it’s like:
LOL This was too funny! XD
In England if a pregnant woman asks a police officer for his hat for her to pee in he is by law obligated to give it to her.
Ellen’s rules: If you are making a human being, you deserve anything you want.
When you think of pirates, you’re likely picturing bearded buccaneers or peg-legged scalawags with names like Blackbeard, Barbarossa, and Calico Jack. While most pirates were men, there were women in these ranks of raiders who were just as merciless, notorious, and feared.
Whenever someone refers to the gay community as “queer folk” I imagine us all like woodland sprites, we are the queer folk community, we are born of flowers and fairy dust, we are destroying the sanctity of marriages and corrupting children